I am exhausted, sun-boiled, sore, and a little bit alcohol-effected ( Read more... )

This flat has become disturbingly obsessed with Twilight. They say it's just for the lulz but I'm not sure I can trust them. Every time I enter a room they appear to be talking about Edward's Dazzle. Oh dear lord! Even in my own home I'm not safe from such a monstrosity ( Read more... )